Shame Bukowski never sustained a love
I thought it'd fit him like a glove
But I probably said too much
Never read any of his stuff

Shame Dickens wrote Great Expectations without a twist
It’s a shame Robspiere just didn’t care
It’s a shame Buddy and the Bopper got where
They are the same way
No matter your talent luck runs out one day

Shame about Colbert’s split personalities
Shame Stewart ate too much reality
Shame Carlin was too smart to take his own advise
Would have saved his life
Shame Hicks died from cancer suicide
It's a hame anyone ever took Joe Rogan and Sam Kinnison’s side
It's a shame me, Pete, and Mulaney weren’t just backyard friends
It’s a shame those fantasies don’t end

It’s a shame what Beatles ended up being honest
It’s shame when you hear Rick Sancez as your conscious
Its a shame we ain’t killers like Mickey and Mallory
It’s a shame I idolize that glory

It's a shame I ain't Bundy with more self-control
It's a shame I ain't Dahmer in the Christian rabbit hole

It's a shame I ain't cutting throats with a full time stand up job
It's a shame I ain't Tim & Eric or David & Bob

It's a shame I ain't Matt Berry or Fred Armesin
It's a shame I ain't in Death Grips or am Maynard James Keenan

It's a shame I don't have Mike Patton's voice
It's a shame I don't have Kendrick's answer to all the noise

It's a shame I ain't BFFs with Trent Reznor
It's a shame I think he'd produce an album for me as a favor

It's a shame I aint Avey or Panda
With each magic sound they take command of

It's a shame I used to think I was Lennon's reincarnation
It's a shame he did not want to imagine any kind of heaven

It's a shame what Gilmour put Roger through
It's shame much those last three albums blew

It's a shame I never got to date St. Vincent
It's a shame I'd break up with her because she's too thin

It's a shame I twist multiverses like I do
It's a shame I think there's a chance I'll become become Goku

It's a shame I wasn't born Ash Ketchum
Each Pokemon God knows I'd love 'em

It’s a shame I cant transmute this into a real life anime
It’s a shame I just don't life to ever be that way

It's a shame I ain't Joe Pera, or Connor O'Malley
Connor and Aidy will make one hell of a family

It’s a shame I ain’t Matt and Trey
Owning up to what I said in my immature days

It’s a shame I ain’t Rob, Abbi and Ilana, or Tim Robinson
Got an idea for a show called “Buffaluv” about the city I live in

It's a shame what we did to Eichel but we still got Dahlin
It's a shame I wasn't on that '05-'06 team

It's shame I ain't Josh Allen or the great Tre White, ah man
It's shame I ain't Jim Kelly with 4 rings on my hand

It’s a shame I started writing this watching the new Von Trier
It’s a shame when I’m more Kavanaugh than Bader

It's a shame I can't just go and run the nation
It's a shame there still has been no reparations

It’s a shame I ain't ousting Elon Musk
I’d love to be the one to ride those Teslas and wear those tusks

It's a shame I ain't Bezos, Gates, or Zuckerberg
Christ, Carter, Lewis, MLK, or every other American martyr

It's a shame I ain't shut up, fucked up and head of the illuminati
It's a shame I ain't got the balls to be a Soprano or a Gotti

It's a shame I can't just go and kill all the ants
It's a shame I barely ever eat any plants

It's a shame sobriety really makes me need a drink
It's a shame I got ADHD and have no time to....

It's a shame I can't function without Adderral and Welbutrin
It's a shame I can't ever take a loss for the win

It's a shame I cursed my ego after giving it a crown
It's a shame when you call me out I look down

It's a shame when I dared those cops to shoot me cuz I said I deserved to die
It's a shame I know the reason that they did not comply

It’s a shame I’m not trans, it’s a shame I’m white
It’s a shame I hate my body almost every single night

It's a shame I hid my obsession with big girls
The bigger the better, let them eat the whole world

It's a shame I think men belong in semen farms
Then turn us into Soylent Green and I don't see no harm

It's a shame when I think I can take psychic control with just thought
It's a shame when I don't appreciate the material I got

It's a shame when I think I can outsmart any god
At the same time it's a shame I waste no time to say I'm a clod

It’s a shame I didn’t write "Murder Most Foul"
It’s a shame went to the laundromat I and forgot the towels

It's a shame I can't grasp money's value
It's a shame what I put my family through

It's a shame any time I've placed myself with the best writers
It's a shame I ever did anything to incite her

It's a shame how it's this is how I always want it end
It's a shame when I choose substance over a friend

It's a shame I ever told a single lie to my wife
It's a shame I complain every single thing every single day of my life

It's a shame the highs of marriage the lows of divorce
It's shame to stay friends that's the best course

It's a shame the way I don't remember how I left her
It'd s shame I'll still take her in with every painful reminder

It's a shame I don't know where I'm heading to
It's I'll never know the ceiling of what I could do

It’s a shame, all a shame, I'm ashamed, and that’s the gist
I guess it’s just my job to really know what a shame is