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K Then​.​.​. (Fuckin' Hippies)

from Songs Hopefully Some Hipsters Will Like by No Time To Think

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I read an article today about the world fattest teenager
It’s a shame, all the money he spent on food he could have spent on drugs
Like his friends would, if he had any
I wanna see Kim Kardashian run for president!
She’s hotter than Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann combined
Cuz whenever any of them talk
I get all these violent, and angry, sexual thoughts that creep into my mind
And I start to get weird
And draw a line just to cross it
And to some I might have lost it
But when angry nuns start pointing guns
I’ll start laughing
Cuz where does that happen?
I’m laughing at it
I’m laughing at it

I saw a picture of an 8-foot tall prehistoric scorpion
Thought it was worth mentioning
Well hey, I mean
What if it’s not extinct?
And it can live on dry land?
And its main breeding ground was close to the rivers of Manhattan?
Well, fuck.
Then you wouldn’t think I’m crazy
Then they’d all believe me
Just like they used to
Back when you and me kid, we where pulling all that dope shit out on the corner man!
They call me crazy
They call me crazy!

There's a lot to worry about today
I mean the president’s a fucking socialist
It’s on the news so it has to be fact
I think when Rush Limbaugh goes home at night, he skins himself while wearing bondage
And then gets ass raped by this guy named Hans
While listening to REO Speedwagon!
Why not?
It’s hot
For the media
Cuz music is media
I wanna have a say in the media
I wanna see a bear on a unicycle on Fox and Friends
And then I’ll shut up
And then I’ll shut the fuck up!

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from Songs Hopefully Some Hipsters Will Like, released April 9, 2011

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No Time To Think Buffalo

From douchey solo acoustic to doucheier experimental music that should illegal to make to begin with... I lost my train of thought.

How to describe Seamus (said douchebag)... A liberal yahoo who thinks crypto currency is dumb but loves Arby's.
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